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We drove to Sean's house and he came out and looked at the black Ford quizzically. "What've you got there?" "Actually, it's Christ," Con said. "What?" "The banner. From Sacred Heart. We stole it," I said. He looked at us with what can only be described as awe. "Off the building?" "Yep." "You kidnapped CHRIST?!" "You've heard of grand theft auto," Con said. "This is grand theft God."
— Jul 09, 2015 12:57PM
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hahahaha this is so funny! "I thought Con was the most sophisticated girl I'd ever met... She actually knew Conde Nast was a person... and she knew a lot of real neat stuff about sex. She's the one who taught me to say, "oh, don't have an orgasm!" When I first met Con freshman year I thought an orgasm was some kind of big monkey."
— Jul 07, 2015 04:43PM
