Andrea’s Reviews > Miss Laila, Armed and Dangerous > Status Update

Why did she do that?! 😟

Also, author seems weirdly obsessed with men having or not having paunches. What is up with that?

"She has never crawled over a man without a sexual mission."
Ugh, I feel like the author can't help making as many references to sex as possible. Is anyone seriously going to have that thought in a collapsed building with a dying man and other human remains around?!

Now here's a sentence I never expected to read 🤣
"Masturbation is, primarily, a story."

"... refined cultural orphans who have been retarded by English."
I can't tell if this is the character's view, or the (apparently omniscient) narrator's.

"Far away a giant cruise ship sails across the bay, like a beautiful novel about nothing."
Uhm...what? 😅