❀ Jess > Status Update

whaaaat

I saw it in a book! So I had to Google it 🧐

so how does it wink 🫣

nipple wink
When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.

Wait…what?

😂😂😂

I once read about a 🐱 clapping and I had so many questions

omg 😭

@Booksnpenguins - lia, did you…look it up? Cos I just did and I kinda wish I hadn’t 😭

@Line, these authors making me so curious to find out if these are actually real things people say 😂

@Jess
I thankfully forgotten all about it until I read your status about the winking nipples. what will come next? Smirking wieners? Opera-singing buttcheeks? 🙈

SMIRKING WIENERS 😂😂🤣🤣

Authors take note ✍🏻