Kristina ’s Reviews > Yool > Status Update

It tickles me that this chick is in the middle of a rebellion, in an underground bunker and still has matching underwear sets and a waxed 🍑.

This is good but the sex is so cringey. He calls her his bad girl 13 times. Please make him stop.

This needs to be longer, everything is happening too fast. They’ve spent , maybe, five minutes together and they can’t fake it anymore? Like you faked it for a second. You landed and then he took a shower and now you’re in luuurrrve?

This is definitely Star Wars inspired. Anyone who wants to read about Han Solo as a big silver alien, try this one.