Samrat > Status Update

I just took Catcher in the Rye off my to-read list. Hah! Take that dead white guy. I don't even care if it's an irreplaceable part of the American youth experience that perfectly captures the voice of an age or something. I'm just not going to read it because I can make independent choices about the media I consume. ...This has been weighing on me. The guilt of ignorance or something. No more.