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Yes, yes, but did you use a condom?!!?!?

"I wasn't sending out any signals," Holly protested indignantly. "I was swaying to the music."

"Palm trees sway," Ray corrected. "You were moving your hips in a very inviting way. That creep took you up on the invitation... Next time be more careful."

Are you telling her she can't move back and forth to the music in a nightclub because it gives men ideas and they might force her into something?! Wow.

You just told her you can't abide lying and now two seconds later, YOU'RE lying?! Great motherhood skills there, Martha.