Brandi’s Reviews > Pretty Girls > Status Update

Oh my gawd. Omgomgomg.

"Because I said so. "She paused again. "Sweetheart, I know you're an adult, but adults are like vampires. The older ones are much more powerful." HA! I'm going to have to remember that for my own kids, LOOOL.

I want to quote this whole book. You guys need to read this. Seriously.

"Lydia supposed his headstone had been ordered. Something large and garish made of the finest marble and phallic shaped because of being dead didn't stop you from being a dick." LOOOL. I'm loving this book!

Holy shit - this is awesome!