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I LOVE this series! "He was wearing a voluminous leopard-print muumuu that must have had enough fabric in it to gift wrap the Empire State Building. Earrings the size of hubcaps were screwed into his earlobes. His bowling ball size head was encased in a turban that perfectly matched the muumuu. A single peacock feather protruded from the top like a TV antenna." I laugh till the tears come. :)