Annie’s Reviews > Jane Eyre > Status Update

the st in st. john stands for STUPID

straight people your days are NUMBERED

rest in piss mrs reed, i hated you even when they got my queen tara fitzgerald to play you in 2006

blanche ingram i really don’t give a gaf

whatever rochester is taking that lets him sleep though his bed catching on fire, i need like four of them asap

oh helen burns the consumption lesbian you are

god i love my little deranged straight people

she’s got her pamela parcels and her shamela sense to fucking RUN

i really was out there romanticizing jane and edward and wishing i had a relationship like that at 17 and i’m astonished no one bothered to be concerned about it
am i still romanticizing it now? yeah, but i’m also concerned

good god this is so pamela (except why are there like three mrs jervises that’s too many)