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clara
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Why is this so obsessed with race? It does nothing for the book.
— Jan 06, 2024 11:23AM
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clara
is 61% done
Let me tell you that practicing ballroom dancing for two hours straight is NOTHING, especially when you’re training for a championship.
— Jan 07, 2024 07:17AM
clara
is 35% done
Pro tip for any author who is willing to listen to – if you decide to include a scene of a rock concert in your book and if, for some reason, you decide to include the lyrics to your fictional songs, please please please make sure they don’t go:
“I don’t wanna go
I don’t wanna go
I don’t wanna go to prom with you”
— Jan 06, 2024 02:05PM
“I don’t wanna go
I don’t wanna go
I don’t wanna go to prom with you”
clara
is 29% done
In situations like this, most people wish for a hole to open up and swallow them into the ground. But I don’t want that. What I want is to be the hole. I don’t know what that sentiment means, but I’m sure I mean it.
I’m sorry, what? Am I reading the book wrong? Is this a joke? lol
— Jan 06, 2024 12:44PM
I’m sorry, what? Am I reading the book wrong? Is this a joke? lol
clara
is 23% done
There eez eeetsy-beetsy leetle beet of pressure.
Is that really necessary?
— Jan 06, 2024 12:08PM
Is that really necessary?

