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“But my dad’s another story. He is totally rigid in the discipline department. My mom says that’s because Grandmère used to punish him when he was a little boy by locking him into this one really scary room in their house.
Now that I think about it, the house my dad grew up in was probably the castle, and that scary room was probably the dungeon.”
GIRL I——-_
— Jan 13, 2024 12:21PM
Now that I think about it, the house my dad grew up in was probably the castle, and that scary room was probably the dungeon.”
GIRL I——-_
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maria
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“But Grandmère says real women are Princess Grace and Coco Chanel. I pointed out to her that Princess Diana is on my list, and you know what she said? She says she thinks Princess Diana was a “twink”! That’s what she called her. A “twink.”
Only she pronounced it “tweenk.”
IM SPEECHLESS
— Jan 13, 2024 12:58PM
Only she pronounced it “tweenk.”
IM SPEECHLESS
maria
is on page 99 of 238
“Grandmère always wears purple. Lilly says people who wear purple a lot usually have borderline personality disorders, because they have delusions of grandeur. Traditionally, purple has always stood for the aristocracy, since for hundreds of years peasants weren’t allowed to dye their clothes with indigo, and therefore couldn’t make violet.”
OKAYYYY OLIVIA RODRIGO CORE
— Jan 13, 2024 12:49PM
OKAYYYY OLIVIA RODRIGO CORE
maria
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“But there’s nothing I can do for Michael Moscovitz. I can’t offer to do his homework, or anything. Michael is a senior (just like Josh Richter). Michael has gotten all straight A’s his entire life (just like Josh Richter). Michael will probably go to Yale or Harvard next year (just like Josh Richter).
What could I do for someone like that?”
honestly girl????? a blowjob idk
— Jan 13, 2024 10:52AM
What could I do for someone like that?”
honestly girl????? a blowjob idk
