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““If you want to chew ice, Phillipe,” Grandmère said, coldly, “you can go and have your dinner at McDonald’s with the rest of the proletariat.”
IM GONE PLS DEAR LORD
— Jan 14, 2024 07:59AM
IM GONE PLS DEAR LORD
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“Oh, yeah, I’ll tell you how lucky I am: I’m so lucky that while I lie here in bed writing this, with no one but my twenty-five-pound cat, Fat Louie, to keep me company (and Fat Louie only likes me because I feed him), the boy I’ve been in love with since like forever is up at midtown right now with a girl who knows how to clone fruit flies and can tell if wounds need stitches or not.”
GIRL GET UP!!!!!!!!!
— Jan 14, 2024 07:55AM
GIRL GET UP!!!!!!!!!
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“Judith:
I love ice-skating! Although I’m not very good at it.
And she certainly isn’t. Judith is such a bad skater, she had to hold on to both of Michael’s hands while he skated backwards in front of her, just to keep from falling flat on her face.”
MIA IS SUCH A CUNT I LOVE HER LMFAO THIS BITCH
— Jan 14, 2024 07:44AM
I love ice-skating! Although I’m not very good at it.
And she certainly isn’t. Judith is such a bad skater, she had to hold on to both of Michael’s hands while he skated backwards in front of her, just to keep from falling flat on her face.”
MIA IS SUCH A CUNT I LOVE HER LMFAO THIS BITCH
