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She had a thirst for knowledge.
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College.
That's where I caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded.
I said, in that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola.
She said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said
I want to do whatever common people do.
I want to sleep with common people, like you.
Well, what else could I do?
Minus the "wanting to sleep with common people" part.
— Jan 29, 2024 08:31AM
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College.
That's where I caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded.
I said, in that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola.
She said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said
I want to do whatever common people do.
I want to sleep with common people, like you.
Well, what else could I do?
Minus the "wanting to sleep with common people" part.
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oh, I get it. There are no people in this story. They are all robots, striving to become less human. Doesn't help the narrative at all.
— Jan 30, 2024 10:01AM
Alias Pending
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for a second there I thought maybe this was a story about insufferable, pretentious people gaining self awareness... but, I think that sentence was just an accident, now.... sigh
— Jan 29, 2024 11:30AM
Alias Pending
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How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
Not often... maybe 4-5 times a day...
— Jan 29, 2024 10:04AM
Not often... maybe 4-5 times a day...
Alias Pending
is on page 100 of 219
ok, the joke about flying to Copenhagen was good. And super obscure. Nice.
— Jan 29, 2024 08:59AM
