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American Psycho minus Irony

for a second there I thought maybe this was a story about insufferable, pretentious people gaining self awareness... but, I think that sentence was just an accident, now.... sigh

How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
Not often... maybe 4-5 times a day...

ok, the joke about flying to Copenhagen was good. And super obscure. Nice.

She had a thirst for knowledge.
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College.
That's where I caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded.
I said, in that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola.
She said fine, and in thirty seconds time she said
I want to do whatever common people do.
I want to sleep with common people, like you.
Well, what else could I do?
Minus the "wanting to sleep with common people" part.