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“What are you doing?”
“Eating dessert.”

Sir😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

THOSE LETTERS. THOSE FUCKING LETTERSSS.💔💔💔💔💔
that’s all I have to say.

There’s no one as confused as me trying to mentally place all the hands and legs and bodies the way they’re described while reading an Ana Huang-written sm*t scene istg

“Drop your arms for me, sweetheart. I want to see you.”

*Miss rabbit has fainted again* I’m unwell y’all. Someone check my pulse and call 911😖🫳🏻

“How do other people see me?”
“Like you’re the most beautiful, most remarkable thing they’ve ever seen.”

Suddenly I’m like, what if I never find a man like Christian Harper ever? Like😭😭 unacceptable✋🏻😭

I’m sorry but that bathtub scene was not the vibes AT ALL lol💀 Christian my man ily but you just shouldn’t have💀 and don’t even ask me why I just know it shouldn’t have happened at least until a 100 more pages on💀😭

“He couldn’t just show up and demand I go somewhere with him last minute. I needed to mentally prepare for outings that involved extensive socialization with strangers.”

Me too girly. Me too :)))

“Stella. it won’t happen again. Now breath for me.”

I’m so obsessed with Christian Harper it’s so embarrassing lmaoo😭🥵

“Black has always been my favorite color.”
“Green. Apparently, it was my new favorite fucking color.”

Well guess who else’s favorite colors are black and green sir Mr.Harper!!! *twists hair* now would you look at that! so much in common huh? *blinks awkwardly* 🫦🫦

“And where is your date tonight?”
“A bar.”
“How specific.”
“How none of your business.”

Lmao why did laugh so hard😭
I love this sm already wtf. why did I not read it sooner!???