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“What are you doing?”
“Eating dessert.”

Sir😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

The way Christian calls Stella sweetheart I’d throw everything in the air and run back to him, everything and everyone else be damned😭😭 like baby I’m yours wreck me all you want😭💔

Ps: yes I have no dignity whatsoever but that ain’t the point rn

There’s no one as confused as me trying to mentally place all the hands and legs and bodies the way they’re described while reading an Ana Huang-written sm*t scene istg

“Drop your arms for me, sweetheart. I want to see you.”

*Miss rabbit has fainted again* I’m unwell y’all. Someone check my pulse and call 911😖🫳🏻

“How do other people see me?”
“Like you’re the most beautiful, most remarkable thing they’ve ever seen.”

Suddenly I’m like, what if I never find a man like Christian Harper ever? Like😭😭 unacceptable✋🏻😭

I’m sorry but that bathtub scene was not the vibes AT ALL lol💀 Christian my man ily but you just shouldn’t have💀 and don’t even ask me why I just know it shouldn’t have happened at least until a 100 more pages on💀😭

“He couldn’t just show up and demand I go somewhere with him last minute. I needed to mentally prepare for outings that involved extensive socialization with strangers.”

Me too girly. Me too :)))

“Stella. it won’t happen again. Now breath for me.”

I’m so obsessed with Christian Harper it’s so embarrassing lmaoo😭🥵

“Black has always been my favorite color.”
“Green. Apparently, it was my new favorite fucking color.”

Well guess who else’s favorite colors are black and green sir Mr.Harper!!! *twists hair* now would you look at that! so much in common huh? *blinks awkwardly* 🫦🫦

“And where is your date tonight?”
“A bar.”
“How specific.”
“How none of your business.”

Lmao why did laugh so hard😭
I love this sm already wtf. why did I not read it sooner!???