emma’s Reviews > Bagged by the Groceries! > Status Update

“Licking his lettuce lips with a tongue that might have been a thick slice of the ham she picked up from the deli earlier, Zaka bored into her with his black eyes.” WHAT

I have so many questions. How does a body made of groceries talk? How does it walk? It needs neuro pathways to do that, does it have a brain? Should I be calling it and “it” or something else? Descartes would go into a stroke if he read this. If the grocery-man thinks, is he living?!?

Agkjgjkghahahaha WHAT

Me: “Please I’m so tired let me sleep”
My kindle: “No, you need to read the grocery smut we have recommended you five times this week.”