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Elle
is 2% done
“No one gasses himself on my property[…] We are not licensed[…] We’re not licensed for suicides around here. This place halal. Kosher, understand? If you’re going to die round here, my friend, I’m afraid you’ve got to be thoroughly bled first.” Bahahaha
— Mar 12, 2024 07:29PM
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Elle
is 66% done
The second hand embarrassment and cringe I experienced, so far, makes this a must read. I have muttered,”no, no, no, no, just bloody stop” while reading so much that it’s like I’m actually witnessing a drunk aunt or uncle at a wedding.
— Mar 15, 2024 07:23PM