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“We don’t tolerate rapists here in the state of Texas,”

No offense officer but that's the biggest lie ever.

'I froze for a second before a big grin lit up my face.
And then I hustled into the bathroom to hold my girl’s hair.
An hour later, I had the news I wanted.
Two pink lines on a stick.
Pregnant.
Best fucking day of my life.'

Freaking f'ed up plan actually worked. Psycho.

'My PI had been busy collecting everything I could on the two of them, like the doctors they’d paid off to write reports about Olivia’s condition. Jeff thought he was close to finding proof of some big skeletons of Marco’s as well.'

Love him for this!!

“You’re like a true ‘Swiftie’ with yours, Disney,”

I get it now. His dick is pierced with beads that spell out Oli's name and Taylor's concerts are known for the beaded bracelets.

'I reached for the pills with a steady hand though, carefully replacing the contents with sugar pills I’d gotten online, the act feeling completely exhilarating. I needed to research how long it took for birth control to wear off.'

Crazy Crazy Man

READ CHAPTER 14 PLEASE

“It’s kind of an awkward situation, right? Because Carlie is her maid of honor. I mean, it’s really a problematic thing.”

You really just never told your fiancee that her best friend has tried getting with you!?? Bruh. Call the wedding off rn.

'I watched as the color drained out of his face as he watched himself makeout with Maddie’s best friend in a dark corner of a club.'

Wtf man. Whether it was a year ago or not. Even if you were sad she rejected your proposal you don't go do that- especially not with her best friend!!

'Without a word, he walked away, leaving me there in a pool of misery and relief…because at least he wasn’t going to rape me.'

That being what brings you relief after what he just did is so sad🥲

'There was one way I could keep her.

Trap her so to speak…

I was having an out of body experience.

That was the only way to describe what was happening as I reached back into the drawer, and pulled out the sewing kit I kept in there.

Carefully, almost mechanically, I began to puncture the condom package with the needle. One hole, then two, and soon a pattern of tiny punctures formed.'


He's crazy😟