Lauren’s Reviews > Binding 13 > Status Update

I hate this man’s inner dialogue so much. I’m not rooting for him, I think he’s gross and fetishy, and I despise how he views women

“When they were chasing girls, I was chasing gains” SHUT UPPPPPOP YOU WHORE I HATE YOU JOHNNY 🐤🐤🐤🐤

Ssooo I think Johnny boy is being a bit dramatic 🐺 I wouldn’t say cutting off someone’s ponytail is sick and twisted per say but it definitely is mean

It makes no sense how protective he is of her and he hasn’t even known her 24 hours and her mom basically accused him of SA 🫥 nothing makes sense

Soooo… not to be that guy 😗 but if she’s so skinny and malnourished and looks like a child how does she have a voluptuous bottom??? Someone make the math work because I’m a politics major apparently I don’t understand math

I REMEMBER READING THIS SCENE WHERE SHE FACE PLANTS ON HIS PENIS AND I WISH I NEVER KNEW THIS EXISTED THIS IS SO DUMB AAAAHHHHHH I REBUKE YOU IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS

I hate all of this dialogue 🐤🐤🐤

Just because we in the boys POV don’t mean we gotta have cuss words in every sentence and that’s rich coming from me who gave up cussing for Lent 🫥☝🏻

How did I read this and I can’t remember anything about it??? Insanity. Clocking in to say this is my distraction brain rot because I hate myself and succumb to peer pressure.

Now to the main event: of course this chick would get hit in the head with a football… OF 👏🏻 COURSE 👏🏻

Can we pls stop referring to women as females and this alpha bro type ish PLEASE. I BEG MY HEAD HURTS FROM IT