Gabby’s Reviews > The Wreck of the Titan > Status Update

It really had nothing to do with the iceberg. My dude was a drunk lost mate and losing at life. Got booped off the ship and onto an iceberg with a kid when it hit. Fought a polar bear. Got back to the city. Lost an arm. Got arrested in America for suspected kidnapping. Proved innocent. And then just suddenly we're two years later a successful businessman. Fastest novella ever lol