Hayden Hamby’s Reviews > Fixing What You Broke > Status Update

I have never made it this far only to DNF.
But here we are

Ooh. What you did is fucked up, Hermione
Shit.

“She basically asked to be courted and given them a 50/50 chance of getting the right to her hand. What kind of barbaric, medieval arrangement had she offered them?”

Exactly. Shooo. Could not be me

It is… INCREDIBLY rude for you to have this conversation in public, Hermione. My god

“Now that she had stitched her pieces back together, she just handed it back into the hands of the man who had done all the damage?”

…… Im sorry… did I miss 80 chapters or?? Because at NO point has Hermione stitched her pieces back together.
I laughed way harder than I should have

I have opinions. I will keep them to myself

“She dodged a couple of well meaning owls asking her for another date and they eventually stopped coming.
It was official… no one wanted Hermione Granger.”

You………. You literally ignored him. What were you expecting????

See, I have such a problem with stuff like this because if you only have to marry someone for a short amount of time to get your inheritance, I’m supporting you all the way. Like, if I’m really in love with someone, I’ll wait.

Go off! Get your inheritance!!!