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“Before turning his gaze back to Potter. Harry was watching him with an amused look on his face. When Draco glared at him, Harry responded with a thumbs up.”

DEADDD

“No, not his biceps. I could feel his strong chest muscles, though. He was sitting right beside me, and we were turned just enough that he sort of situated himself behind me to keep us all gathered up in a little heap.”
Ginny fanned herself with her hand. “Scandalous, Hermione! Absolutely without decorum! Tell me more.”

Dead

“Besides, young people are meant to spend their time getting ready before events. You will have plenty of time to scurry around and fix things when you are old like me.”
“You’re hardly old, Narcissa!”
“Oh stop, you’ll make me blush,” Narcissa said despite showing no inclination towards blushing.”

*snorts*

“Well, I’m sorry baby shopping isn’t at the top of my expertise, Harold James Potter! Perhaps you should have gone with
After a prolonged and tense moment of silence, Draco very slowly spoke, “Wait. Your name’s Harold?”
Harry and Hermione both huffed in amusement.
“No,” Harry said. “That’s just what she calls me when she’s mad.”

I’m so dead

“Hermione simply raised an eyebrow in challenge, something she deeply regretted when she saw Malfoy lift his arms and pull the jersey off. Holy abs, did she hate when Ginny was right about things.”

Holy abs Batman!
*snorts*

“I’m just saying, I have a bunch of brothers. No one’s going to care if one goes missing.”

OH MY GOD
I am so dead

“I want revenge.”
“Here here, sister! But how do you plan on getting it?”
“I don’t know. How do you get revenge on the man you imagined spending your life with before he bloody ruined everything by cheating on you?”
“You could date someone way better than him. That’s a win-win for you, hun! Someone who makes Ron realize you aren’t hung up on him[…]… We could kill him?”

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