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“Again, I resent that,” I drawl. “You call it lazy, others would call it a brilliant tactical move.”
Ford barks a laugh, some of the tension draining from him. “Yeah, like that time Nix got pissed at Sawyer and threw everything within reach at him without ever moving his ass off the fuckin’ couch.”
“Another brilliant tactical move.” I grin. “Why do you think I have so many remotes?”
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— Jun 17, 2024 10:13PM
Ford barks a laugh, some of the tension draining from him. “Yeah, like that time Nix got pissed at Sawyer and threw everything within reach at him without ever moving his ass off the fuckin’ couch.”
“Another brilliant tactical move.” I grin. “Why do you think I have so many remotes?”
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“Hot potato?” Phoenix suggests.
“Very fucking funny.” Ford grunts as he hauls the body up and yanks it away from a corrupted that’s trying to reach for it. “Not fucking yours, asshole!” He turns to Remington. “Goddammit. Catch!”
“What the fu—”
— Jun 17, 2024 11:32PM
“Very fucking funny.” Ford grunts as he hauls the body up and yanks it away from a corrupted that’s trying to reach for it. “Not fucking yours, asshole!” He turns to Remington. “Goddammit. Catch!”
“What the fu—”
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“No.” I feign scandalized shock. “I’ll order pancakes and have them delivered. They’re usually still pretty warm by the time they arrive. Just pop ’em in the microwave and you’re good to go. Sometimes the syrup congeals a little, but then you just spread it with a knife. No biggie
— Jun 17, 2024 10:17PM
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“Good. After this is all over and the portal’s closed, we’ll have pancakes for breakfast.”
Her eyes light up, and she straightens a little in her seat. “Really? You’ll make pancakes?”
— Jun 17, 2024 10:17PM
Her eyes light up, and she straightens a little in her seat. “Really? You’ll make pancakes?”
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The thought of watching them hate fuck each other makes my cock twitch, growing semi-hard. I’m tempted to just stand by and let this play out, to see what happens when all that tension between them finally snaps.
— Jun 17, 2024 10:10PM
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Trinity falls back a little, losing a bit of her steam in the face of my brother’s anger, but I know Ford isn’t reacting this way just because he’s mad.
It’s because he’s turned the hell on.
To be honest, I kind of am too.
Fuck, that was amazing to watch.
— Jun 17, 2024 10:08PM
It’s because he’s turned the hell on.
To be honest, I kind of am too.
Fuck, that was amazing to watch.
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“Are you kidding me?” she shrieks, and out of the corner of my eye, I see Remington’s eyebrows shoot straight up. All three of us are watching her and Ford, riveted to the sight before us. “I didn’t let him go! Why on earth would I do that when I’m the one who wanted to close the stupid portal in the first place! So why would I do anything to sabotage that? Huh?”
— Jun 17, 2024 10:05PM
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Step in.
I open my mouth to draw a breath, but before I can say anything, Trinity snaps. Seriously, I swear I can almost hear the sound of a rubber band twanging as her back goes ramrod straight.
— Jun 17, 2024 10:05PM
I open my mouth to draw a breath, but before I can say anything, Trinity snaps. Seriously, I swear I can almost hear the sound of a rubber band twanging as her back goes ramrod straight.
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I feel like Mc is not an angel obviously from the men’s reactions to her. But I feel like maybe she was born at the same time as the sins. Or was a lover of theirs in a past life. I just know she ain’t an angel that’s for sure. Maybe she’s a heavenly virtue.
— Jun 17, 2024 09:46PM
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“All right.” I nod firmly, even though my hands shake a little.
Morrigan’s smile widens, and she nods enthusiastically as she beckons me. “Then follow me, my child.”
Can’t she do something with the blood? Like make a voodoo doll or something. 😐
— Jun 17, 2024 09:41PM
Morrigan’s smile widens, and she nods enthusiastically as she beckons me. “Then follow me, my child.”
Can’t she do something with the blood? Like make a voodoo doll or something. 😐
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Her gaze alights on Trin, and she gives a sharp-toothed smile.
“Not money. I have money, don’t need more. In payment for this spell, I want her.”
One bony finger points straight at Trinity.
— Jun 17, 2024 09:28PM
“Not money. I have money, don’t need more. In payment for this spell, I want her.”
One bony finger points straight at Trinity.
