Hayden Hamby’s Reviews > Becoming Mrs Malfoy > Status Update

“The fact that the male lead is in his early forties, meant to be playing a guy in his early twenties, and wooing a female lead barely out of her teens got me thinking about it all.”

THIS
It’s disgusting

“Why is it always my blood that’s needed?” Harry moaned.”

I’m dead

Do you Slytherins really burrow under the ground?”
“Don’t be ridiculous. We are human. They all must be out doing Slytherin things. Beating up some Hufflepuffs or something.”

*snorts*

“Pansy scowled at the curly-headed witch, “You know, Granger, you need to start working on your attitude. We’re not at Hogwarts anymore, it might be a good idea for you to realise that.”

THIS

“She stopped for a few minutes contemplating their friendship as she looked at happier times with her boys and wondered when they’d decided it was easier lying to her rather than actually bothering to explain things.”

*snorts* Considering how you reacted every time a Slytherin is brought up, I don’t blame them

“Ron and Harry were looking forward to her screaming at him - in true Mother Weasley fashion - for all the hell he gave her kids, but he turned up all woebegone and pathetic looking. Ron tells me that she took one look at his very un-Malfoy-ish expression and melted. Harry said she enveloped him in a big hug and they had Draco smirking over her shoulder at them.”

I’m dead

“Hermione looked around the office and nodded stiffly at Pucey before finally catching sight of who was sitting behind Harry’s desk, feet up, arms resting behind his head, looking as if he owned the place.
“Hello, kitten,” Draco drawled at her, smirking when he saw the rage start to infuse her eyes.”

I’m dead

“How are you taking the news?” Harry asked Draco.
“Pretty well. If I can’t have you, darling Harry, then I guess I’ll settle for the Gryffindor Princess.”

*snorts*