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Sara G
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"On television, a dirty pale man who has wild eyes and sings for a band called Boomtown Rats is crowned the king of Ethiopia. He is everywhere. Every news broadcast, every song in the whole world. Bob Geldof.
Wherever he is people fall, twist, writhe, lose language skills, accumulate insects around their eyes, and then die on BBC. Food pours."
— Jun 23, 2024 04:47AM
Wherever he is people fall, twist, writhe, lose language skills, accumulate insects around their eyes, and then die on BBC. Food pours."
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Sara G
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"I am worried because our head boy is a homosexual. It is broadcast on every toilet wall in the school. I am not sure what a homosexual is."
— Jun 23, 2024 04:26AM
Sara G
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"Mum won’t let me go to the library because they found out that I had managed to spend the whole year avoiding math homework and reading novels in class."
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"Jimmy is home on half term, and I have found science. It is round and perfect, like a circle."
— Jun 23, 2024 04:18AM
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"Jimmy is home on half term, and I have found science. It is round and perfect, like a circle."