Sam’s Reviews > Harrow the Ninth > Status Update

i am so normal.

i feel so bad for mercymorn

ianthe and coronabeths relationship baffles me endlessly. i genuinely don't understand it in the slightest and i have absolutely no idea what it's nature is. it's weird. i like it

“but Nonagesimus, you hating me always meant more than anyone else in this hot and stupid uni verse loving me. At least I'd had your full attention.” i love them i’m going to die if they dont kiss in alecto im going to end it all

"Ohhhhhrr, Gideon, I was so dumb to think a tub of ancient freezer meat was my girlfriend. Please show me how to do a press-up. Also, I'm very obviously attracted to y-no, damn it, this is just sad. This is garbage" My temper was going. Maybe your temper was going.

gideon my fav loser lesbian

i’m still not sure what “And then Ianthe the First went to see a man about a queen” is referring to and its killing me

forever thinking abt john calling alecto annabel lee

funniest thing tmuir did is name god john

i will never know peace

“You didn't have your original thumb and I'd touched your intestines, which is usually what, fourth date, but you were fine.”