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"Ohhhhhrr, Gideon, I was so dumb to think a tub of ancient freezer meat was my girlfriend. Please show me how to do a press-up. Also, I'm very obviously attracted to y-no, damn it, this is just sad. This is garbage" My temper was going. Maybe your temper was going.
gideon my fav loser lesbian
— Jun 29, 2024 03:39AM
gideon my fav loser lesbian
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Sam
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ianthe and coronabeths relationship baffles me endlessly. i genuinely don't understand it in the slightest and i have absolutely no idea what it's nature is. it's weird. i like it
— Jun 04, 2025 02:58PM
Sam
is on page 437 of 512
“but Nonagesimus, you hating me always meant more than anyone else in this hot and stupid uni verse loving me. At least I'd had your full attention.” i love them i’m going to die if they dont kiss in alecto im going to end it all
— Jun 29, 2024 05:09AM
Sam
is on page 370 of 512
i’m still not sure what “And then Ianthe the First went to see a man about a queen” is referring to and its killing me
— Jun 27, 2024 04:43AM
Sam
is on page 213 of 512
forever thinking abt john calling alecto annabel lee
— Jun 23, 2024 05:57AM
Sam
is 80% done
“You didn't have your original thumb and I'd touched your intestines, which is usually what, fourth date, but you were fine.”
— Aug 13, 2023 02:14AM
