Lyndsey’s Reviews > Second Chance Summer > Status Update

"Listen, don't take this the wrong way, but you have repeat customer all over you, so you should know we're open 24/7. Which means you don't have to buy us out of stock right now. Also, at midnight the candy bars go on sale - 2 for 1."
"Do I look like the sort of person who'd go out at midnight for a sale on candy bars?!"
"Oh yeah."
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