chris’s Reviews > The Manifesto on How to Be Interesting > Status Update

i was so disgusted by that scene that i was repeatedly smacking the book against my forehead and my mother came in and asked with genuine horror on her face if i was okay
NO, bree, you do NOT love your teacher. you have been MANIPULATED and GROOMED and its DISGUSTING and ILLEGAL

'...framed with luscious, completely-wasted-on-a-boy dark eyelashes...'

REAL

'though she was loathe to admit it, she couldn't help but fancy hugo. ridiculous, she knew. ludicrous. fantastical. and also so, so wrong, considering he was such an arse arse ARSEhole.'

ME CORE???