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Ok. So. Murders done been happenin aaaaand you're all talking about thanksgiving dinner. In the same house where the murders occurred. *blinks*
— Feb 03, 2016 06:19PM
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Nothing is happening in this story! Oh wait, I'm sorry, we're discussing raccoon for dinner. NOTHING. IS. HAPPENING.
— Feb 02, 2016 07:03PM
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Soooo security training and a love of maps are why you can find your way around a big house? *smh* this book lol, omg wow. And not in a good way.
— Feb 02, 2016 06:16PM
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So we've gone from the weather channel, to someone getting a job at dairy queen, to the reseeding schedule (?!?!?) for flowers ruined when digging up some septic tank had to happen. What in love of seven hells is this?? Omg lol
— Feb 01, 2016 08:00PM
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What's with the weather channel obsession? And this is clearly a contemporary, but it reads like a prim and proper 1950's I don't even know what.
— Feb 01, 2016 07:08PM
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Feb 03, 2016 08:06PM
Stuff the bird, snuff a guest. Yep. My Thanksgiving usually looks like that.
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Vivian wrote: "Stuff the bird, snuff a guest. Yep. My Thanksgiving usually looks like that."A little sage, a little thyme, a little arsenic...
I mean, they went down to the cellar to choose some wine... where the bodies are lol, and took it upstairs. For dinner.
Vivian wrote: "Stuff the bird, snuff a guest. Yep. My Thanksgiving usually looks like that."I enjoyed your holiday happenings serial this past year.
Catherine wrote: "They're cannibals?"If only?! That would've been interesting, at least.
Nope, they're stuck inside the house because of snow outside. So when these poor souls were felled, by someone who came in through the outside and escaped back out, ya know, with all the snow, their bodies were put in the cellar to wait out the storm.
"I am not drinking merlot.""Oh, you'll drink merlot."
Dreadful snow in scenario. Though to be fair, I would have snagged a case while dumping the first body.
Apparently the culprit is not exactly sane, so they weren't thinking in logical terms like grab some vino.
