sraxe’s Reviews > Roommate Wanted > Status Update

"Well, first of all, thanks to Marcus Blanchard we may very well lose the Soft-Glo Fabric Softener account. Someone on his team tweeted on their account instead his personal Twitter, something about doing body shots off a stripper and YOLO."

omg this reminds me of some of the questionable tweets I've read coming from corporate social media accounts lol.

"Now I have to get back to work. I have six meetings to set up and I wanted to leave early today."
"Big plans?” I asked.
"I don't know how big it is. We've only been out twice.” Myra flashed a wicked smile.
"You are so nasty."



Friends who make dirty jokes are the best.

Sure, I was upset that a man I thought to be true was now sweating and panting over another woman on a bedspread I’d purchased, but I was more concerned with who was going to eat the six-dollar bowl of soup I’d bought for him. I hated chicken noodle soup and I didn’t have money to waste.

lol I would be more concerned about the money I wasted over losing a cheating SO, too, tbh.