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Susan is 3% done

Urk! Enough baby-crazed mombie talk for the next decade. Excuse me while I wipe the vomit off my keyboard.

— Feb 10, 2016 05:41AM

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Susan is 80% done

The most entertaining character is the whole series so far is old Simon - featured for about 10 pages -_-

— Mar 15, 2016 02:06AM

Susan is 60% done

"his penis was silken..." Oh God, no! Silky penis, for real??

— Mar 11, 2016 08:06AM

Susan is 25% done

All the baby and preggo talk is slightly cloying

— Feb 25, 2016 03:38AM

Susan is 20% done

That awkward moment, when a small, toothless, toadlike guy seems more interesting than the 'hero'

— Feb 24, 2016 07:11AM

Susan is 7% done

The Mary-Sue is strong with this one

— Feb 18, 2016 12:25AM

Susan is 6% done

""My best clients I declare," he declared..." Really?

— Feb 16, 2016 01:24PM

Susan is 5% done

Killing me softly with boredom

— Feb 13, 2016 08:55AM

Susan is 4% done

Why is it that every time they're about to get it on I feel like falling asleep? What does that tell about me?

— Feb 11, 2016 04:49AM

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