Izzy’s Reviews > You Like It Darker > Status Update

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damn this shit getting DARK

rattlesnakes is slay so far

laurie- 5 out of 5 girl doggies who are protective of their dad

red screen- 4 out of 5 alien wives

1. 2 talented bastids- 3 out of 5 gay aliens?
2. the fifth step- 5 out of 5 homocides
3. willie the weirdo- 2 out of five red pills
4. danny’s bad dream- 5 out of 5 schizophrenic detectives
5. finn- 5 out of 5 puke facials
6. onn slide road- 4 out of 5 generational traumas

stephen said elvis was gay and ate his twin in utero

will patton is the perfect narrator for the Fin short story 😵‍💫 im sat

um… alright. finn’s lack of luck is me asl