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“His eyes float between mine, studying me like it’s the first time he’s ever looked at me. It’s not, obviously, since we’ve known each other for years.” Yes, obviously.
“But I absolutely believe this is the first time he’s looked at me and actually managed to see me.” Your literal best friend that’s mutually second only to your moms, has never truly perceived you until literally just now? Really?

— Jul 16, 2024 05:37PM

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“Two fucking months have gone by, and save for a single goddamn text on my birthday, I haven’t heard from you. Shit, you could’ve been dead on the side of the road or joined the cabbage patch and I wouldn’t have fucking known.” A few weeks ago he said “leave and don’t come back” please make some fucking sense. Also joined the cabbage patch? What?

— Jul 16, 2024 08:34PM

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“Holy…shit,” she mutters, shaking her head. “Your life’s a mess, Kee Kee.”
I snort. “Thanks for the reassurance, Lex.”
“So, apart from this Avery guy being a complete dick, this doesn’t seem very complicated to me.” An uncomplicated mess, sorry what?

— Jul 16, 2024 08:31PM

M J is on page 156 of 412

“I’m going to lick every inch of your body before fucking you so hard, you have no choice but to remember what I’m about to tell you. No option but to hear me when I say this.” I lick my lips and lower my voice, my eyes locked on the hand still wrapped around his cock. “You. Are. Mine. You belong to me and me alone.”
What does this even MEAN

— Jul 16, 2024 06:55PM

M J is on page 105 of 412

“Sure, the first couple days after the first hook-up were still a little awkward, but not because of him sucking my dick until I came literal buckets” Literally literal buckets? Really? Literally?

— Jul 16, 2024 06:14PM

M J is on page 91 of 412

“I guess I didn’t want to freak you out if you didn’t remember. Or worse, have you think I was like…taking advantage of you or something. I don’t know.”
Hey folks, Micheal here with gentle reminder of the obvious: when you fuck around with some you think is blackout drunk, any kind of drunk actually, that is taking advantage.

— Jul 16, 2024 06:04PM

M J is on page 89 of 412

“But in true Keene fashion, he just lets a confident smirk cross his face. One he and I both know is faker than Dolly Parton’s tits.”
There is no smiling in this book, smirks only. Because they’re /hot/ dudes. Also why are we bringing Dolly into this. Leave her tits alone.

— Jul 16, 2024 05:57PM

M J is on page 69 of 412

“Shit, Brist. I’m not trying to make you my girlfriend or anything by asking you on a date
“Then why did you?”
“I’m trying to figure myself out. Who I am and what I want. And part of me thought that taking you out on an actual date, not just to my bed, might help with that.”She blows out a long breath and nods. “Well, that makes a lot more sense.” Does it Brist? Does it really?

— Jul 16, 2024 05:26PM

M J is on page 65 of 412

Just what the motherfuck is a “deadly smirk”

— Jul 16, 2024 05:18PM

M J is on page 41 of 412

Ugh the constant misogynistic comments about mom’s having a “bitch fit” and “bitching out” for not forcing yourself to kiss someone when you don’t want to…also what the hell. Consent isn’t transactional.

— Jul 16, 2024 04:42PM

M J is on page 18 of 412

Like seriously, the first eight sentences in chapter two: “That little shithead...Probably because I gave him the damn nuclear codes years ago... I’m still staring long after he’s passed through the doors leading to the team’s weight room, indoor cages, and all that shit…It sounds shitty, I know.”

Like I get it already. You’re manly mennly MEN. It’s trying too hard.

— Jul 16, 2024 04:13PM

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