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B.N. Evans is on page 151 of 436

I’m so ready for the mummy to beat the shit out of Henry Stratford. And so is the mummy. Just time for Julie to stop being a wuss about it.

Also holy shit get that bag, girl. You deserve a sexy mummy man.

— Jul 29, 2024 08:33PM

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B.N.’s Previous Updates

B.N. Evans is on page 372 of 436

Ok not what I meant by “take care of Cleopatra” but okay I guess. Also Jesus Christ the sex Anne Rice was having must’ve been terrible if it was always just straight to PIV. Every single sex scene is just straight there. Lady needed better loving in her life.

— Sep 25, 2024 09:23PM

B.N. Evans is on page 310 of 436

Jesus Christ can someone please take care of Cleopatra already?????

— Sep 18, 2024 01:56PM

B.N. Evans is on page 290 of 436

Okay.

— Aug 15, 2024 01:59PM

B.N. Evans is on page 274 of 436

Well. At least Henry’s dead.

— Aug 15, 2024 03:26AM

B.N. Evans is on page 254 of 436

Ok I see we’re finally getting to the part where we discuss how messed up it is that we disturbed the buried dead and displayed them for the world to see like some kind of circus freak show.

— Aug 14, 2024 01:56PM

B.N. Evans is on page 240 of 436

Anne Rice had a bad sex life if her idea of hot sex was undressing and immediately going to PIV.

— Aug 14, 2024 01:32PM

B.N. Evans is on page 70 of 436

I hope the mummy comes back and murders Henry.

— Jul 16, 2024 07:03AM

B.N. Evans is on page 30 of 436

Ok so we don’t get the gay old man reunion I was hoping for :(

— Jul 14, 2024 08:46PM

B.N. Evans is on page 12 of 436

I really wasn’t expecting the old men that used to be lovers separated by the world within the first twenty pages but it’s touching my heart.