theo’s Reviews > The Táin: From the Irish Epic Táin Bó Cúailnge > Status Update

- laeg calling cuchulainn cuchu????? :( <3
- cuchulainn and ferdia. ouch :( they are brokeback táin actually. god childhood friends to enemies always gets me. that was painful
- there were some extremely funny bits though! "why do you praise cuchulainn so much? he hasn't paid you anything." and "he uttered his warrior's scream [...] so that every living man in ulster heard it, except those who lay asleep." LMAO??

highlights so far:
- cuchulainn's fAKE BEARD TO FIGHT NADCRANNTAIL???? AND THE GRASS FAKE BEARD???
- all this for one (1) cow....
- not láréne being punished with literally shitting himself and IBS for the rest of his life
- cuchulainn and the morrigan, ultimate enemies to lovers?
- cuchulainn being described as a "peppery overgrown elf". that's it
- laeg the mvp! also him calling cuchulainn "little hound" is so cute

damn cúchulainn....... also how i love you morrígan <3