Lindsay Bailey’s Reviews > The Fellowship of the Ring > Status Update

Really waiting on Frodo to do something cool

I wish I was hanging out at Tom Bombadil’s house with my friends. Sure they almost got eaten by a tree, but you can’t have it all

Tolkien in the prologue (Lindsay’s version): this is HISTORY, not allegory. I hate allegory. Do not make them interpret this in English class. Don’t even think about it. This is MY world that I built from scratch. Don’t you dare ruin it with rhetoric.

And I respect that.