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Ugh. Chapter 3 is one long micro-aggression
— Aug 22, 2024 03:27AM
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Melissa Morris
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This is like the weirdest climax and post-climax wrap-up ever. These characters are so flat and the stuff they say is implausible and so contrived. Cannot WAIT to be done with this!
— Sep 02, 2024 04:45AM
Melissa Morris
is on page 220 of 304
How convenient! A list of the key suspects and why the narrator has “bad feelings” about them or intuitively knows they didn’t do it.
A master of “tell not show.” Can I be done yet???
— Sep 01, 2024 04:10AM
A master of “tell not show.” Can I be done yet???
Melissa Morris
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“She had already decided that if her on-again off-again boyfriend wanted to stay the night with her, she was going to let it happen this time around. And if he didn’t asked she was going to take the initiative herself. Wasn’t he going to be the lucky lad tonight?…It would turn out to be an evening for reasonable conversation, rich food, and a bit of hanky-panky.” *End of Chapter.*
Oh gag me with a spoon.
— Aug 28, 2024 02:33AM
Oh gag me with a spoon.
