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Worthy, I cry every time

OH MY GOD AHHHHHHH

“I shape my razor from its long form to the slingBlade. The dread monster rises in the belly of me. Laughter spews from between my teeth. I would die for the truth that all men are created equal. But in the kingdom of death, amidst ramparts of bodies and wind all of screams, there is a king, and his name is not Lune. It is Reaper.”

Like what

You’re telling me Sophocles the fucking fox knew from the fucking beginning. Little teasers at the very beginning of the saga, exposed only now.

“They turn their glowing evil red eyes toward me, and I laugh when they do not fire, for I am a spirit warrior and I point my rifle at them, pull the trigger, and shit down my leg, because I am alone amongst a pack of hunterkiller robots and it is no rifle in my hand, it is only a mop.”

Fucking hilarious

I didn’t know I needed dialogue of someone being outrageously high at an inappropriate time. But i did, and it’s amazing

Theory time:
The master maker will use the sun industry stealth hulls to refashion the morning star

How is this only 38% through the book

“This horse rides for only one man”
Talk about relationship goals

I’m going to think about that for the next decade