claireoya’s Reviews > Interview with the Vampire > Status Update

I’m the Vampire Armand and my daddy Vampire groomed me into a little bitch 😔

Lestat puts the bi in bitch. I respect a man who’s messy af💅✨

ARMAND IS 17?????
Y‘all belong in jail. They could never make me hate my little murder twink. Baby doesn’t even have a fully formed frontal lobe.

I mean neither has Claudia and she’s smarter than all of them.

please Louis getting baby trapped as a vampire in a gay relationship is somehow peak camp and we don’t talk about it enough!💅✨

When the show is so good you gotta read the source material