Corey’s Reviews > Hanukkah at the Great Greenwich Ice Creamery > Status Update

Challah is not a Chanukah food!!! Do sufganiyot!!!! This is making me ACTUALLY INSANE

"‘Talk to River about the Jewish thing. I hear conversion is easy enough these days and apparently they’re always looking to increase the Jewish deaf community. I already spoke to the rabbi and . . .’"

Conversion is at LEAST a year of study. At LEAST.

This "I grew up" line is already annoying me

Please stop using the word simpered

OH NOW THEYRE TEXTING FUCK OFFFFFF

I'm almost free of this hell book

So there's not much readily available about Samuel Rabbeth but as far as I can tell from his Wikipedia page and his TOMBSTONE: not Jewish!

It's very weird that she keeps calling it The Jewish Faith and not Judaism

RICE WINE IS GOOD STOP CALLING IT A HORROR

On what PLANET would a Jewish religious mother be DISAPPOINTED that her son would make a good sofer