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Ariana Paglione is 50% done

Add “plump globes” describing balls to the NO list as well

— Sep 11, 2024 02:26PM

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Ariana Paglione is 25% done

How about we don’t describe boobs as “hot feminine flesh”.

— Sep 11, 2024 12:16PM

Ariana Paglione is 20% done

This is like a bad porno. You’re telling me she, the professional athlete hating model, just said yes to going home with him after their diner date when he simply asked “so, are you still sexually frustrated?”

That’s not even the worst part… now she’s kissing him after eating a FRIED EGG SANDWHICH AND A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE? GROSS.

— Sep 11, 2024 11:58AM