Courtney’s Reviews > Pet Rocks > Status Update

“I’ve been studying under Professor Bockman for three years. He’s a philosopher.” Something clicks. Something funny. "Wait,” I say. "Don’t—” Rocky warns. "Are you telling me—?” "Ah, hell,” Rocky says. "You’re a philosopher’s stone?” Seriously losing my shit over here. The nouvelle is so funny.

Rocky. Hahah I'm actually laughing while reading this entire chapter.

"Check it" "In other words, go out into the vacuum of space, see what’s alive out there, and report back if it doesn’t kill you first. Fucking NASA. In a horror movie, when everyone is hugging their shins and shouting for the main character to turn and run, or crawl under the bed, or call the cops, or grab a gun, NASA would be the dude in the back shouting, 'Go see what made that noise! And take a flashlight!'"