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He shrugs as he says, “You’re not that heavy, and you’ll find that the males here are much more… muchier.”
“Muchier, you say?”
“Well, the males who I confide with have much muchiness. They fight against the Red Queen and are the most loyal males I have ever met. Many are… damaged, but they are brave. I am honored to call them friends and family.”
— Sep 20, 2024 08:33PM
“Muchier, you say?”
“Well, the males who I confide with have much muchiness. They fight against the Red Queen and are the most loyal males I have ever met. Many are… damaged, but they are brave. I am honored to call them friends and family.”
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51/332 DNF 9/20/24 I’m sad it was good till it wasn’t.
— Sep 20, 2024 11:23PM
average human
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“Didn’t Alice from times past have many lovers?” Rook questions.
— Sep 20, 2024 09:31PM
average human
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I laugh when he grabs onto me and pulls me closer. His nose is against my neck now as he takes a deep inhale. “Spaydz above…” Dee groans again.
“Does she not smell delicious?” I pull away and give Dee a toothy grin.
“You’re right. She does smell familiar in a way. Not from this time, but maybe from a time before?” Dee questions.
“A time before?” Rab asks.
— Sep 20, 2024 09:30PM
“Does she not smell delicious?” I pull away and give Dee a toothy grin.
“You’re right. She does smell familiar in a way. Not from this time, but maybe from a time before?” Dee questions.
“A time before?” Rab asks.
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Then I remember I rubbed myself all over Alyce earlier. Smiling widely, I jump up and run over to Dee. “Smell me!”
Dee’s brows knit together briefly before he shrugs. I grin. This male never questions my crazy, odd behavior. He shifts to smell the crook of my neck and lets out a groan.
— Sep 20, 2024 09:30PM
Dee’s brows knit together briefly before he shrugs. I grin. This male never questions my crazy, odd behavior. He shifts to smell the crook of my neck and lets out a groan.
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“Like roses.” I watch as everyone cringes at the thought. “No, not like the roses here. Like what they used to smell like but softer and with a touch of sweetness.” The guys around me still look unconvinced, and I let out a frustrated mewl. Trying to think of a way to get them to understand, I look around the group of males.
— Sep 20, 2024 09:30PM
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I look over to Rab and watch as he raises a brow. I sigh then answer his silent question, “I don’t know. There’s something about her that feels familiar. Like she belongs here. With Wonderland and with us. Plus the way she smells...” I purr when I remember her smell.
“What does she smell like?” Mor asks.
— Sep 20, 2024 09:30PM
“What does she smell like?” Mor asks.
average human
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This was going so well until the insta love hit. The second hand embarrassment from this is a lot. And the interactions don’t feel real.
— Sep 20, 2024 09:04PM
average human
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Shrugging, he releases my hand and settles down on a stump a few steps away from me. “I’m a cat. I’m naturally curious, and it hasn’t killed me yet.”
— Sep 20, 2024 08:44PM
average human
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Chesh’s smile widens, and his canines show as he chuckles. “Sure. Is this another Surface being thing?”
I grin and reply, “Can we say it’s an Alyce thing?”
He hums. “I suppose as long as you explain the Alyce thing after. I’m very curious.”
“You know curiosity killed the cat,” I can’t help but tease.
— Sep 20, 2024 08:44PM
I grin and reply, “Can we say it’s an Alyce thing?”
He hums. “I suppose as long as you explain the Alyce thing after. I’m very curious.”
“You know curiosity killed the cat,” I can’t help but tease.
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His eyes are what I think are dark brown but could be mistaken for black in the shadow of his hat. I can see tufts of messy black hair peeking out from under his hat with the sides of his head trimmed short.
Chesh points in the male's direction. “That’s...” he starts, but before he can finish speaking I tug on his arm. He looks down at me in question.
“Can I guess who everyone is?” I ask.
— Sep 20, 2024 08:44PM
Chesh points in the male's direction. “That’s...” he starts, but before he can finish speaking I tug on his arm. He looks down at me in question.
“Can I guess who everyone is?” I ask.

