Bryan Woerner’s Reviews > The Silmarillion > Status Update

I like the Hobbit. I read Fellowship but didn’t enjoy it. I attempted Two Towers and gave up. This book is so much worse. The Bible makes more sense and it has an Ellises amount of characters who are introduced and never heard from again and you need an org chart to keep track of their names. Also a separate one for place names as they are many. Also, what’s up with Mötley Crüe amount of umlauts? Only at Ch6!