Brad’s Reviews > Strangers > Status Update

This is said by a teenager whose friends would freak out if he didn't update his snapchat story every hour: “We send emails and Facebook messages and IMs more than we actually visit our neighbors. America is run by faceless corporations. And if you don’t show up, your coworkers don’t check on you, you just get a pink slip from HR.”

I think it's weird that "Everyman Character" often means "(probably) had an affair with a woman not much older than his daughter."