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Alexis
is on page 92 of 544
That was the shittiest first time I’ve ever read. First of all, they were somehow both on the dock and in the sand at the same time which was a bad start anyway. Second of all, there was no foreplay. None. There was no build up to the scene. It all happened as fast as it was over. There was nothing sexy about it at all. She’s been in love with him for 6 YEARS. We deserve better than THAT.
— Oct 06, 2024 11:16PM
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Alexis
is on page 259 of 544
And why does everyone ALWAYS know what everyone else is thinking or what they just did like they’re fucking psychic??? It’s so completely impossible it’s not even cute. It’s not intuitive. It’s just stupid. Again, a love story written by a 12-year-old. It’s not even just the love interests though, it’s the friends too.
— Oct 12, 2024 11:22PM
Alexis
is on page 258 of 544
It’s written like a 12-year-old is trying to write sex.
— Oct 12, 2024 11:18PM
Alexis
is on page 228 of 544
THIS! This is the tension that was missing with Chase. This is the addictive story I expected out of this. It took almost 50% of the damn book to get there, but I’m finally beginning to understand why Booktok is obsessed.
— Oct 12, 2024 10:53PM
Alexis
is on page 58 of 544
I think I hate this book. Cuz I was all about Chase until Noah happened. Now Noah has happened and I need it to be Noah. I love Noah. I don’t know why but I love Noah. And now this kitchen scene is adorable but I NEED NOAH! I don’t even know who I’m supposed to like at this point. I don’t even know if we’ll ever see Noah again. Maybe his entire purpose was just to jumpstart Ari and Chase.
— Oct 05, 2024 11:42PM
Alexis
is on page 51 of 544
I’m Team Noah all the way. If Noah ends up hurt at the end of this because of fucking Chase, I will die.
— Oct 05, 2024 11:34PM
Alexis
is on page 37 of 544
So Chase isn’t the guy Arianna ends up with then?! Because everyone on TikTok is talking about Noah Riley so he must become the main guy. So chase is just a distraction. What the fuck. I thought I knew what i was getting.
— Oct 05, 2024 10:53PM
