Gypsy Rose’s Reviews > The Coworker > Status Update

'Something dark red rubbed off on my hand when I picked up the turtle. I stare down at my palm, trying to figure out what I just touched. It can’t be paint, since the turtle is green. Ketchup? No, it couldn’t be. It’s too dark in color and not sticky with sugar. And it doesn’t have that sweet smell. It smells almost… metallic. What is this stuff?'
🤣🤣 oh boy, I wonder what could be? 🤣🤣