Anne Tilney’s Reviews > Enjoying the Chase > Status Update

So Nate is still determined to pork Rosie and tells her "Your ass is going to keep me awake tonight. Damn."

Rosie tells him to stop with the flirting and pickup lines
to which Nate muses that he'll "just have to impress her with my sparkling personality instead then."

Nate's "sparkling personality" stinks like a rotting roadkill and is repulsive like a cockroach.

So Nate gives her a box of chocolate and flowers to which Rosie does this:



But Nate finds lip biting sexy apparently. So Rosie thanks Nate for getting the flowers and the chocolate, saying he is sweet and how he is shaping up to be a great friend.

Oh snap!

So Rosie asks if she is overdressed to which Nate says "You're extremely overdressed. Take off the hot little black outfit, go to the bedroom, and then we'll be closer to what I had planned for tonight."

Rosie says "you've already made me regret agreeing to this." (why do I have a feeling that she is going to fall in love with Nate?)

Upon seeing Rosie in a dress, Nate wants to pork her and remarks how the dress would look so much better on the floor.

Okay, upon seeing her ass he silently thanks God for creating something so beautiful.

Russell tells him to quit treating women like sexual objects.

So Nate was able to book a table at "fairly nice and romantic restaurant" along with buying flowers and chocolate.

He also says " All I needed before I went was to get my game back, and then I'd be able to charm her straight into bed."

Isn't Nate so charming? Nate is in a sparring match with Russell and talks about how good Rosie is going to taste.

Rosie laughs and says something to which Nate replies:

"Try not to dream about me too much tonight, huh? I don't want you having hot, inappropriate dream flashbacks while you're teaching tomorrow."

Be still my fluttering heart.

Nate practically skips to the car, thinking "I had all night to work on her tomorrow; at least there was a slight chance I'd be getting some tomorrow night."

The puppy dog face works and Rosie says she'll go with Nate. Nate says how he fought the urge to fist pump the air, chanting yes over and over again.

Nate teases this to Rosie:
'See now, that wasn't so hard, and I didn't even have to embarrass you for you to agree. We really are on the up and up."

To top it off, Nate gives Rosie the puppy dog face because he says "girls literally went crazy for it, so I didn't pull it out very often, but yet again, I wasn't used to not getting my own way."

Gaston-I mean Nate-I really love it how you act like a petulant child all because the girl hasn't swooned over you all/loving your lame pick up lines/and if you snapped your fingers, she wouldn't give you a blow job.

Rosie said yes because she thought he was joking. Nate says that she still has to go because she said yes.

Ya know asshole-a person can change their mind. It is not as if she signed a written agreement in blood after she made a pact with Satan.

Rosie comes up with a reason why but Nate says she needs to celebrate their first day at work and how they can go out as friends if she wants.